Eh... You know, what if he has really good taste in parfaits? Like, he really knows how to mix flavors, or he got something weird that still tastes good? Oh, I should go grab his and find out! If he has good taste in sweets, he can't be all bad, right?
[ she's getting running commentary on this whether she likes it or not, sorry rin ]
That's pretty nonjudgmental of you! Hey, Rin, do you wanna help me make friends with this guy? I bet you'd be real good at it! Also, his parfait has strawberries in it. I think this means he's friendly!
Shii-chan............... You're still not doing yourself any favors. At this rate, you'll always seem rotten...
Hey, that's the thing I said! But what does that have to do with getting Tohru-chan alone? There's nothing I could do with her alone that I couldn't do with everyone else, you know?
the universe is a cosmic pervert.............that's hilarious
it could like
perv on heath ledger or someone else cool and handsome and exciting but no it's out here prodding into rory mancer's life fuck outta here universe i got important shit to do
things to consider: does getting a restraining order on the universe mean that i'll stop existing
Umm... I don't think so! Like, the universe is just where we live, right? So if you think about it like your house, if you lose your house, you're still there, right? So I think if you get a restraining order, you'll still exist. Everyone will just leave you alone!
Maybe we can convince the universe to just pay attention to Heath Ledger. That seems less complicated.
Umm... Well, you know, it's not like I want to keep secrets? It's more like there's really seriously nothing I can do. Yeah, maybe that's a better way of saying it.
Anyway, I mean it! I want to spend time with everyone! So being with Tohru and everyone together means a lot to me. It's okay~ β°(*Β΄οΈΆ`*)β―β‘
(Β΄βΟβ`) Okay, so I have a plan, but it has a lot of steps, I have to break a law probably, and you need to learn how to speak German. We also might need to wear fake moustaches for a while.
Shii-chan... I CAN do that with Tohru with everyone else in the room with me. Stuff like holding hands and cuddling, I do that all the time! (Β΄ο½₯Οο½₯`)
When it comes to things I COULD do with her when no one else is in the room... I CAN'T do those things. Geez! You're a grown-up, right? Sometimes, I really wonder...
[ If Momiji makes it any clearer than that, Kyo is going to appear right next to him and murder him. ]
You know, I'm glad you said that first! Because that's fixable. You could've been like, "It's because I hate people"... that's suuuuper hard to fix, you know.
I think blond people usually have brown moustaches! Blond hair doesn't really show up, I think. Ah, I'll ask Rin to make sure though, she knows weird stuff like that.
Oh, that's a good idea! Dibs on shaving my head bald ( *ο½ΟΒ΄)
true it's more like light brown or something unless we're talking albinos but neither of us are albinos (are moustaches like eyebrows i don't know i haven't seen a single hair on my chin that'd count as a beard hair)
but it won't hurt to have a second opinion
wait if you shave your head you could make a fake beard out of that oh my GOD that's genius
Hmm~ I wonder. Maybe it's because I'm the kind of person who steals kisses? I mean, even you wouldn't do something like that... Right? (ΰΉΛΜ΅α΄ΛΜ΅)
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Eh? Both of those things sound like they could really hurt him! Can't I fight another way?
[ ... he seems to have missed the basic concept of throwing hands. ]
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What would you do if it was your parfait?
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[ she's getting running commentary on this whether she likes it or not, sorry rin ]
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@dirtyolddog
Shii-chan............... You're still not doing yourself any favors. At this rate, you'll always seem rotten...
Hey, that's the thing I said! But what does that have to do with getting Tohru-chan alone? There's nothing I could do with her alone that I couldn't do with everyone else, you know?
[ Say it with me: Pur! Pose! Ful! Ly! Ob! Tuse! ]
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Mm! I'm super lucky~
Yeah! The universe can mind its own business! (Β΄Π` ) If the universe can't mind its own business, it's a weirdo! A pervert! Ew!
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oh my god
the universe is a cosmic pervert.............that's hilarious
it could like
perv on heath ledger or someone else cool and handsome and exciting but no it's out here prodding into rory mancer's life fuck outta here universe i got important shit to do
things to consider: does getting a restraining order on the universe mean that i'll stop existing
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You know you don't have to play coy with me of all people. I'm not the type to tell secrets.
But if you're really not sure, then... maybe you've still got a bit of growing up to do.
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Maybe we can convince the universe to just pay attention to Heath Ledger. That seems less complicated.
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Anyway, I mean it! I want to spend time with everyone! So being with Tohru and everyone together means a lot to me. It's okay~ β°(*Β΄οΈΆ`*)β―β‘
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i don't want everyone in the world to leave me alone though that'd suck ass
i think you're right. but how do we do that because like
heath ledger? already perfect in every way. how does one lure the universe to him by making him more appealing?? i got no idea on that one
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But you don't think you know of *anything* you could do alone? Not even hold her hand?
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When it comes to things I COULD do with her when no one else is in the room... I CAN'T do those things. Geez! You're a grown-up, right? Sometimes, I really wonder...
[ If Momiji makes it any clearer than that, Kyo is going to appear right next to him and murder him. ]
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do they sell blond fake moustaches though
i've never seen them but if anyone could find a pair it'd be you
also should we wear our hair different if we're on the lam
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Well "can't" and "won't" are two points on the same side very far from one another.
Are you sure you wouldn't even want a kiss?
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Oh, that's a good idea! Dibs on shaving my head bald ( *ο½ΟΒ΄)
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[ Consequences of being an only child with almost zero adult supervision: Momiji is a tiny bit feral. ]
KYA! Shii-chan, that's no good~! First of all, I already got my kiss. Second, Kyo would be sooooooo mad~ (ΰΉΛΜ΅α΄ΛΜ΅)
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(are moustaches like eyebrows i don't know i haven't seen a single hair on my chin that'd count as a beard hair)
but it won't hurt to have a second opinion
wait if you shave your head you could make a fake beard out of that oh my GOD that's genius
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I suppose you're right that Kyo wouldn't be happy about it... You're very lucky. She doesn't give those so freely, you know.
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You're right! Well... Maybe it's less like she gave me a kiss and more like I stole one? γ½(Β΄β½ο½)/ I don't think Kyo would be happy either way...
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You stole it? Oh, you naughty boy! And here I was praising your purity!
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